Faisal Alshammeri

As President I took more money from Wall Street than any other President in history. On my orders I also had seven Muslim countries bombed. To put that in perspective as President during my administration one bomb dropped on a Muslim country every twenty-one minutes. As President on my orders two leaders of Muslim countries were removed from power. During my administration terrorist groups grew at a pace that has not been experienced prior to me acquiring The Office of The Presidency. Also during my administration there were more terrorist attacks in The Middle East and Europe than at any other point in history. It was also during my administration that more terrorist attacks took place on American soil than all previous administrations, combined. Also during my administration U.S. Soldiers and other branches of the U.S. Armed Forces were committed to active combat in three different Muslim countries, a considerable increase from my predecessor. To this very day those three Muslim countries were U.S. Soldiers and other branches of the U.S. Armed Forces were committed to still find themselves there. During my administration Iran was able to break out in a manner that even the leaders in Tehran did not even believe could be possible. In essence the long term ambitions of Tehran to break out beyond The Zagros, past The Tigris and Euphrates, and beyond to The Mediterranean were realized.

As President I presided over the largest expansion of The American Intelligence Services regarding activity since the end of The Cold War. During my administration The American Press was monitored by surveillance more than any other in U.S. History. More reporters were placed in jail during my administration than all previous administrations, combined. It has been discovered that during my administration that members of The United States Congress were also monitored and surveilled by The American Intelligence Services. Incidentally during my administration more foreign leaders and ambassadors were placed under monitoring surveillance by The American Intelligence Services than my predecessor as well. During my administration the surveillance initiated against allies of American increased significantly as well. Also during my administration the use of different branches of the government for targeting of specific segments of The American People again also increased significantly. The gathering of communications from private American Citizens did not just increase significantly, but rather reached levels unheard of prior to my administration assuming power.

Relationships with The United States closest historical allies were strained, in some cases severely so, by the foreign policy undertaken by my administration. In some cases several decades-old, and in other cases going back to before World War II found their relationships literally turned upside down. Several countries who had harbored decades-long antipathy, and downright hostility, towards The United States would find that their relationships improve. Economic sanctions were dropped in some cases of these belligerent Nation-States although their behavior had not suggested a repositioning of their posture towards The United States. It should also be noted that the proliferation of ballistic missiles, weapons of mass destruction, and nuclear weapons testing skyrocketed during my administration as well. The movement towards a New World Order was accelerated considerably, and the pace of hegemonic globalization increased as well.

The Wall Street Banks had never made more money and the interests of Investment Banking and Global Financial Services firms were carefully addressed. The stock markets hit new highs and subsequently the annual year-end bonuses given out to Wall Street people were also at all time highs as well.

Not one bomb went errant during the bombing of those seven Muslim countries. In all seven countries, every single one hit their targets, and not a single one killed one innocent person in any of the seven Muslim countries as well. Or for a different perspective, although earlier stated, not a single one of the bombs dropped every twenty one minutes killed one innocent person. And during the massive expansion of the monitoring and surveillance of The American People and U.S. Congress all of it was not done intentionally, but rather completely unintentional. It should also be noted that the increased monitoring and surveillance of American Allies was also completely incidental as well and not on the basis of any direct action on my part as President. Of the many strained long-standing relationships left in my wake change would come in my wake. The candidate who would replace my administration would offer a much different vision than mine and throughout the Presidential Campaign he would offer a much different vision and considerable change as a result of my eight years in office. In fact he promised change of a drastic magnitude.

So who am I? I’m not Clinton. Nor am I Bush. I am Obama. I began my first term with a speech of outreach to The Muslim World in Cairo but who instead engaged in more operations against Muslim countries than any administration before me. I’m the one gave a green light to, and who put a timeline on when Iran can have a nuclear bomb. And I’m the one who watched some 500,000 people die in Syria. And I’m also the one who made an agreement with Moscow to remove the chemical weapons stockpiles from Damascus so that they could not be used against the Syrian People, but it seems that my predecessor needs to finish the removal of these weapons of sadism. Damascus still seems to have them. And I also received The Nobel Peace Prize too. The point is who we are inside does matter, and what we say is important, but ultimately it is what we do that defines a person.

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